Ballet the Chevy Silverado, speedboat in tow: beat their ass to that buffet! Buffet past the cherries and 7s and screams-yank go the Laotian fishermen, logo-less caps low, yank go the ladies in muumuus and drugstore monocles, yank go the douche buckets, yank go the PE coaches-ahoy! Hamburger casserole! Apple cheesecake dumpling pie! Baked macaroni! Butter flavored butter! Instant mashed potatoes! Eat! We are anti-weather. Buffet! Buffet up Oro Dam, air slick as olive oil.
